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hallo! halli-hallo. hallo-halli. (hallo.) how are you? (good. fine.) still cooking? still cooking every day? you cook good. hey! who are all these people? strangers in the night.

even have some questions. a lot of people have questions. i wait for my nails to… the world has to wait. got to look good nowadays. getting old. if you see anybody wear more colors than usual, that means she’s getting old.

okay, ruth! what is it you want to tell me? hallo, master. yeah. just a couple of little stories, master. excuse me. oh, no, not now. i’m busy. can you cough later, please?

i mean, god, you’ve been coughing all day, all night already. it’s time to stop for a few minutes, okay? i’ve been to the doctor, and he said nothing’s wrong with me. so, i don’t know what’s wrong with me, either. voilã . voilã , madam, please, speak (in french). we had a couple of people

who came to the loving hut. and they were smokers, and they’d been smoking for years. and they sat out on our terrace. oh! these are my nails. just so that you know that my nails are nice. since i’ve worn these nails, anybody notice? no.

listen, this is nothing, guys. i saw some girls, they have it like this. oh! and when they do the internet, they do like this. and when they pick up something, they do worse than i do now. and i’m already just middle class. the first class, they grow like this.

and some are long and curly like this. you know, right? okay. that’s just to make fun of me for your sake. yeah, now, go ahead. so they stopped smoking? yes, they did eventually. they were asked not to smoke, please. and they said, “okay, we’ve been thinking about giving up.” so they came back to the restaurant

three months later to have a meal. and since that day, they haven’t smoked at all. (wow.) so they just quit after coming to the restaurant, (congrats.) which is really, really fantastic news. and we had another family, who we bought a fridge off, a display fridge, and spoke to them about some of the facts of the vegan diet.

and from the day that we bought that fridge, the whole family went vegan, the kids and the parents. it seems when you talk to people now, they just… (they just do it.) they’re so ready. (told you! told you!) it’s incredible. (powerful now, you.) past few months more and more. all of you are powerful now. before when you tell people, they say, “okay, forget it.” (yes, they did.) but now they say, “yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”

(it’s true. very true.) told you. power. very powerful you are now. well, master power. yeah. change the world, move mountains! not us, master. who else? it’s you who told him. i wasn’t there. i think so. thank you.

thank you, master. yes. many thingsyou wish now come true. but just don’t be selfish, that’s it. like, all the power i brought down to you, i can’t use a thing. it’s all for you guys. i can’t pray for myself, say, “okay, listen. i have some power now.

i want this, i want that.” i can’t do it. it’s all for you guys, for the world, for the universe. but you could pray for me. if i say something, you pray, it will become true. i pray, cannot. i’m not allowed to. and make sure you usethe power also properly. excuse.

i’m so sorry. that’s why i didn’t really want to come, but... i took medicine, okay? i was a good patient, but it just didn’t work. it’s funny how when i’m sick, everybody is an expert, you know? oh, mama comes out, papa comes out, pop, mom, everybody comes out.

“take this, master. take that.” then i took all of them and my stomach became bigger. i couldn’t wear any dress. but my throat is just the same. it’s not the same, it’s better. it’s been scratching and then itching, and then it was wet,

and then it became dry cough. and now it becomes half dry, half wet, i don’t know what next. i’m so sorry you have to see it. it’s not very pretty, but what to do? i can’t wear a mask. i look too pretty without a mask, right?

you want to see me without a mask. otherwise, i could wear it. you want me wear it? no. yeah, you can still see my eyes. come on. i sit far, so it’s okay. if you don’t behave, i can cough right onto you. vengeance.

you’re done, ruth? yes, yes. i’m done, master. sorry, i stole all the limelight with my nails and my cough. next one, wonwilai. thai. your countrymen were here and where were you? i was still in germany. working?

regular working, yes. listen. the staff who works here doesn’t have money to pay, then just take the money from me, from the office. because in the office, there’s some money from my earnings.

whatever jewelry, clothes, whatever that they bought somewhere and then they brought money here to pay here. ten euros for everybody and that’s enough for your food. and if somebody we can use that to subsidize. just like government stuff.

so whatever leftover, they did not pay, you can take those money. one more time, whoever, kitchen, office. and you guys have to know in case you become a kitchen next time. no, you become not kitchen, i mean kitchen staff. i always call them “kitchen.” i don’t say staff or nothing.

we all know what it is, right? i say, “office!” or “kitchen!” “camera!” i don’t say “cameraman.” but you understood, right? (yes.) ten euros is enough. and in case you really want to have a luxurious meal or something,

then you pay extra. you talk to the kitchen, negotiate, “i am vip, i can’t eat soup every day. listen, look at me, am i the one who eats soup? am i the kind of person who would eat soup daily? you cook me something.”

special! house special (in french). and then you negotiate with them. but if you cook, for example, if it’s your turn to be the kitchen, then you have to know where to order food.

and you manage within the funds that your fellow initiates entrusted to you. i pay the same. i pay the same, but i don’t eat the same because i don’t come here every day to eat. actually, i come every two, three days, and i eat only once. so i pay like you, even extra, more, but i eat less.

not that i don’t pay in my house. i do. apart from everything else i paid already, i pay to the food (fund) as well. because if everybody pays ten euros and i don’t pay and the cameramen don’t pay, then you will be short. so i pay for the residents as well.

i told them already. and the office people, i said, “if you stay here, you don’t have to pay because you’re working here for everybody. but don’t take it from the public fund. just deduct it from my money. and whatever left over, then you will give it to the residents to take care,

or to buy or to repair around here. or if not enough in the kitchen, then we subsidize some.” so now you know one more time. anybody tells you a different story, you tell them, “go home.” because that’s what i would do, okay? you be the master when i’m not here, all of you. a lot of masters,

so the office, only a few people, they’re scared to death. so this is teamwork, you see? i’m here, then i’m working with them. they should notify me if any change, if they want to change. after all, i have to know, no? i’m kind of a little boss here, no? big boss, no?

actually, it should be teamwork, it’s not about who’s the boss. okay? i have to know what’s going on here. now, i do my duty. so whatever you ask from me, i do it, as far as i can. so you also have a duty to do what i ask

as far as you can. i don’t ask for world peace. i don’t ask for the moon. i just ask you, anyone, to do your job right, and very simple. i’m very nice, but you should be nice, too. right? i don’t mean you. i mean whoever works here

or works with me should be nice. we should both be nice, and respectful of each other. so every time you do something nice, i always say, “thank you,” for example. and i ask the staff, like kitchen staff or working staff here, to meet me now and then during the retreat. often, i don’t know how many times,

but more than once – two, three times, and give cakes and candy and talk sweetly and, “thank you this, thank you that.” so we should have this grateful spirit and teamwork spirit. not everything expect master to do exactly what you want but you don’t do what i want. not really do it for me even,

do it for the public. and so i have to always feel worried about whether that work has been done or this work has been done. so i don’t have peace of mind to do my job, and that’s not right. and then expect me

to open the door for you when you come back or whenever you want something from me. from now on, it’s not like that anymore. because if the car has four wheels and each one goes a different way, doesn’t listen to the driver, what do you think? it’s very difficult for the driver to maneuver, and it could cause accidents.

teamwork is like that. there’s only one driver, the wheels should follow. everybody has to do their job. and if something changes, you have to notify each other. don’t you think it’s the basic politeness? not because i’m the boss here or because it’s my house

or anything, but because we are working together. whatever i want, whatever we have to do, i tell you. for example, i tell the attendant, “i’m coming in an hour or half an hour, please tell them to sit and make sure all the earphones are in place,

the westerners sit in the front and the english sit here, and chinese sit where, and the new people come sit next to me, and the older people who’ve already seen me at least once or twice sit elsewhere.” i told you what’s going on.

so whatever’s going on, you should tell me also, just as teamwork, not to even say respect or anything. because if we don’t have the teamwork spirit, we get nothing done or we get done but painful, difficult and struggling.

that is not the way it should be. if everybody is cooperative, then the atmosphere here will be more peaceful, and you don’t feel conflict in the air. you don’t feel something uneasy somewhere, you don’t know what, what. you cannot point the finger, but you feel it because there’s something

not moving smoothly. it’s like in the family. even though your children don’t hear you arguing, nothing, but they feel it. believe me, they feel it. or if you are lovey dovey in your bedroom and you close the door, but they understand what you’re doing, really.

ask them. they would understand. don’t think they don’t know anything. they just don’t tell you. most children, they don’t always express well how they feel about what the parents are doing, but the parents sometimes don’t know it and unknowingly hurt the children’s feelings. so we all are intelligent and spiritual people.

we do feel things. we do feel the energy in the air whether it’s good or not good. so if we work well together, then our mission would be better, and everybody who comes here would enjoy better. okay. now you know. any question? anything not clear, tell me.

it’s as clear as your nose, right? good. now wonwilai, you can express your opinion. actually, i don’t have a question, but i have interesting information. i have come to know a little group of people. they are not initiates,

but they have kind of a vision like they wish to have a spiritual village. village. where people eat vegan and are practitioners. wow. sounds like a dream, (yes.) like my dream. yes. so, what happened?

and the owner of a hotel in north thailand, she has maybe thirty hectares of land. yeah? and a lot of millionaires come to her and want to buy this place from her. they give her like forty million us dollars.

i don’t have that much, so i’m out. what happened? then she said, “no,” she doesn’t sell it. (why?) and then i asked her, “why don’t you sell it?” she said, “this place is a very holy place, and it has very good feng shu-i.” feng shui. (yes.)

what is “feng shu-i”? feng shui. and then she says her vision, her whole life, her vision is seeing this place, living with people who practice with quan yin bodhisattva. and she’s not the only one who has this vision. everybody who has come to this place has the same vision.

mean they really see it or they just wish? they see visions. okay. and then practitioners who come to that place also told her, “this place can be only for vegan people and quan yin practitioners.” also, there was a woman in thailand. one thousand three hundred sixty years ago,

she was the only one king. she was the one who built this city. this city’s name is lampoon. yeah. and she has said in this new age, there will be a new society here in this place. meaning her place? yes. and then they asked me if i have the chance to tell you that,

i would tell you that. what shall i say? what does she want me to say? maybe you are interested in that place. that place will be a new society and a lot of vegan people, live one with nature, and free energy,

and be kind to animals. what kind of land is that? does it have a sea around it? (yes, yes!) next to sea? can i show you the picture? okay, come here. thailand is a good country, i have nothing against it. but i’m not sure what to do with it.

i’m tired of building things up and then having to leave. these are already built, some. the place looks like this. where is the sea? here is the sea. this is not the sea. this is a lake! the lake, yes.

that’s not sea. “see” is the german word for small lake, (yes.) but not the sea like ocean. i mean ocean. no, not ocean. i don’t mean “see” like german “see,” like the chiemgau see,

ammergau see. it’s not that. yes, it’s like that. this in the front. two sees (lakes). it looks like two candies. this is the front? the backside is a big mountain. so the wind can come in

and the water can, it flows like that. (yeah.) they told me that it’s like that. (feng shui.) feng shui. yeah, yeah, okay. she wanted you to talk to me about this? she asked me, if i have a chance. but does she know about me? she knows.

all of them know you, but the… who are “all of them”? they are different kinds of people but have the same vision. (yeah?) yes. they all sit there and they see the same vision. yes. but they don’t know each other.

oh, understand. yes. but they have the same vision and talk the same stuff. (okay.) but they wish to build this kind of a spiritual city, new city. all right. anything else? that’s it. how are your rabbits doing?

they’re all dead already. yeah? oh, man! there’re three new. three new ones. (yes.) wow! look at that, they’re having a party. every day. they have things better than i have.

i don’t have this salad in my house. they eat better than i do. yum yum. send my love to them. yes, i will. thank you. my family used to have rabbits before, my father. i used to feed them.

with the yam leaves, sweet potato leaves. and water spinach. they like them. okay! next one, hughes? is that correct name? (hughes.) hughes. (hughes.) hughes! man, you write it so long!

why bother write h-u-g-h-e-s, and then “u”! just like that. okay! (this is french.) u-llo! hallo! canada? how is the restaurant doing? doing okay. doing okay now?

yes, i am very selling okay. okay, ask me. my question is about spiritual blessing line and heaven’s gate. is it possible for us to see them or to find them? and if so, how could we? because when you talked about it for supreme master tv, maybe like three or four people in the world can see them. how could we have access

to this knowledge. spiritual blessing lines. but heaven’s gate, you can see them. we can see them? yeah. when you see them, you know it. or ask saint peter. thank you. he has all the keys.

supposed to. that’s it, huh? you can see. one of our “customers” has seen it. one of your sisters here, i think she’s not here anymore, she’s seen it, here. you see anything around here? no?

me, no. oh, what can i do for you? i have to clean up my… a lot here. a lot of divine connections here. but that’s more difficult to find, of course. heaven’s way and blessing line are also difficult to find.

but we are not practicing to see these things. we practice to see ourselves, to go home, to seek god. if you can see them by the way, it’s okay. if not, it’s not a must. all right. anything else? that’s it?

okay, hughes. voilã  (that’s it). c’est fini (it’s done). any other extra questions? no? that’s good then. so you don’t have to hear my cough anymore. andiamo (let’s go), sayonara (goodbye).

i go home, take my medicine. actually, it doesn’t work at all. but i’m just taking them, just in case. anyway, the doctor couldn’t find any problem yet with the normal procedures, so we had to make a blood test and are waiting to see what’s happening. but last time, it looked similar like that.

beginning, just some harmless cough and then, later on, i took a lot of medicine, all kinds of things, it doesn’t work, and then it began to have so much pain. like, right now, it’s not too much pain yet, not like last time. but last time, when i coughed,

it felt like somebody stabbing my chest, and this time, i don’t want to wait until that long. can you scratch your back… oh! i don’t like that! it hurts. not like… no? no, no, no. my god, last time, i let them do anything they want,

and they really beat me up. and my body, the cells really cried out pitifully. they complained, “we haven’t done nothing wrong. we only do good things and then why’d you let people beat us up?” it was really painful. my god! how can anybody beat anybody up like that? and i’m so fragile,

i shouldn’t have let them beat me up like that. like some chiropractors, really painful! i’m telling you! i mean it. and one of the sisters, also had some problem, and let him also beat up like that. he is a tough, big doctor, and oh! it was really painful. my god! i screamed out loud.

i mean, when i yell at you, you think it’s loud. no! you haven’t heard me when he was beating me up. and one of your sisters, thinking that because he’s treating me, so he’s good, she also came because she has some pain or something. and then after he beat her up two seconds, she said

she’d rather go to hell. no! that’s her words like that. she said it in chinese, “wo ning yuan qu di yu.” means, “i’d rather go to hell.” it was so painful like that. it’s like some boxing stuff on the tv. except that – oh, my god – nobody sees it.

terrible, my god! i’ll never do it again. so no scratching, no chakra pressing, no acupuncture, no pressure, kungfu, nada mã¡s (nothing more). i just take whatever the doctor prescribes.

and then finally, i still needed to go to the hospital after all that suffering anyway. it didn’t work at all. and you told me about the colon, i know that. i know, but i’ve got something else. it’s just at that time, i didn’t. it just… in my house. though the clay is very healing, i know that. no, it’s something else

which goes normally with it, but it’s a separate thing. it’s some basically herbal, it’s herbs, and it works like antibiotics, just basically clears all the malicious bacteria and viruses from the body. okay. i can try. (you can try.) you have it here?

(yes, yes, in the room, i can bring it.) i already tried hundreds, so one more won’t hurt. everybody is an expert when you’re sick. don’t you know that? your neighbor, your dog even tells you. is that the thing? (for…) for the thing? (yes.) oh, thank you!

i have it here similar. you keep it. you have it here? not with me, but i can get it from the room. (yeah, go get now.) yes, okay. before i die, give it to me. you tried hundreds of stuff already, one more thing won’t hurt. that’s how it keeps going.

but at least it’s natural, it doesn’t have side effects or anything like that. yeah, some do. some natural things do. it’s not like burdening for the body. some do, like the garlic that i took. and imagine i went to see the doctor with the whole sweating body and not changed clothes and nothing. so i apologized all the time

to all the nurses and the doctors, said, “i’m sorry, i was so desperate. apart from these coughing medicines, i also took ginger, garlic, onion, not onion, but lemon all together. i’m sorry if i stink.” he said, “no, no. you don’t stink.” maybe he’s just polite. and the nurse, they also said, “no, no.”

and she also says, “no, no.” i’m not sure. everybody says, “no, no.” maybe they’re just kind. they don’t say the truth, especially when you stink. do i smell? i just took a shower, but still, because when you eat garlic, and i ate it raw. i was so desperate because i coughed too much, i got dizzy.

after two, three weeks, it hurts everywhere when you cough too much. it shakes the whole body, and it pains every bone, everywhere, and i was worried. so, take all the medicine as well, and i even wake up at three, four o’ clock in the morning to prepare

the garlic concoction. i was so desperate but still doesn’t work very well. sometimes, suddenly like nothing happened, and then suddenly, i’m just wheezing like i’m out of breath. it’s terrible. it’s really (the bad) karma.

otherwise, just a normal runny nose and cough, just a cough syrup is enough. after two, three days, you should see immediate improvement, even not completely healing, but you would know that it’s efficient. oh, nothing works. so i throw them away,

and then they give me a new one. they say, “try this, master. maybe this one’s better.” i always have hope, trying, trying, because i really don’t want to see the doctor. but today, i really had to go because it’s getting worse. it was getting worse, and i worry i can’t come to see you.

yesterday, i could have come to see you, but i didn’t want you to see the state i was in. today, it seems a little better already. hey! oh, my god, three stuff? you can try this now. you don’t look like you’re envious of me. please, welcome.

you always want something from me, that whatever i eat, you like. want some? oh, please, come on! just share the joy and don’t share the sorrow? how clever! this is easy. but i’m already better.

actually, yesterday and this afternoon, it’s worse. it was non-stop and i almost collapsed because it’s too much, too much. you don’t have time to breathe. and the blood just kind of stopped running,

and you feel like your body is in shock or something, and headache. cough too much, it shakes the whole body, and then it gives you headache and aching everywhere. and that’s when i started to worry. because i don’t like

to go to the doctor actually. but today, it began to get more than worse, so i had to go. actually, i thought how can i have time to go to the doctor because so busy meditating, so busy sitting, “doing nothing.” you know, right?

or lying “doing nothing.” everybody would believe that i didn’t want to come here. it was so bad that i didn’t want you to see it. but then i thought many of you’ve come maybe just this one time and cannot come again

and have to go home to work, so i thought i have to come. so i came early, but on the way, we were talking about how we don’t like to go to see the doctor, nobody likes to, and then i said, “oh, my god, maybe i should go.” and there is a hospital nearby, so we just passed by and went in,

and then they were very, very, very nice. and we gave them a bag of cakes. and they became even nicer. i mean more friendly, more childlike innocence, so lovely. so i promised to bring them some more stuff next time. they do a very, very thorough check-up, everything, everything to do with the cough.

they suspected this and that, they do everything. because they don’t see much trouble in the lungs, just some swollen somewhere a little bit. and the heart’s okay, just high blood pressure. so it’s okay then. i don’t have fever, so it’s okay. but when i first began,

i had a fever, and then i said, “oh, my god, i have to go to the doctor because i have a fever.” and then the fever just ran away. they really are scared of doctors. and when i was in the hospital… yeah! i don’t know, psychological, or maybe the negative power doesn’t want to deal with the doctor because he will give them injection.

when i was lying on the couch in the hospital, i didn’t cough that much, i felt comfortable. suddenly, really. so i said to the nurse, i said, “oh, how come i don’t cough too much?” when i first came, i coughed so much, i had to stay away from them and hold onto the rail because i might collapse. and then michelle helped me

to do all the fill-in stuff, names, i just coughed. my job was just standing there, holding onto the rail and cough and cough and cough to prove that we’re really an emergency. so they believed it and gave me a chair and all that. while waiting, i was coughing, coughing non-stop, almost non-stop.

and then when they gave me the room inside for the doctor to go and examine, to take blood test and take blood pressure and all that, i just stopped coughing. i was worried they’d think i’m playing theater with them. so i had to say, “you know,” i told the nurse, “you know i coughed before a lot, right? now suddenly, i don’t cough here.

maybe something good in this room.” she said, “okay. then stay here.” i said, “i gladly do.” but of course, you can’t. it’s the emergency room. you can only come inside once or twice or whenever necessary and then you have to go. and then you have to go to a general doctor.

or go to a bigger hospital. master? yes? does it help if we wish for your good health? you can try. i don’t want to bother you really. i can’t wish, so you can try. for me, i cannot do it. i cannot wish anything for myself.

it has to be completely unconditional work here. so we can? you can try. but thank you. i didn’t want to bother you so much. maybe it will come and it will go. and maybe if a lot of people pray, it does help, sure.

you have the power. i don’t have. i only bring the money, but i can’t spend. i only bring the power to the world for all of you, or for people outside, also can use if they are pure enough and sincere and worthy enough. they can pray to this power. it’s all available. just i can’t use.

i can use this karmic immunity. and i can use youth and all that stuff, but it will go fast with them. with you coming, in one day, it’s all spent, for example. or spent to the minimum bottom. then i have to hurry up to put some more in.

that, i can have. karmic immunity. it’s just for me, not for anybody else. and for youthful, things like that, it’s for me, but i don’t have time, i’m not interested. and for long life, like i could live

many hundred years, thousand years, no problem. but i’m not interested. i’m not interested to carry on coughing for another thousand years. well, it’s nice to see you anyway. i’m happy to see you. even if i have to cough while looking at you.

it’s just not nice for you to have to see me coughing. because then i have to cover my pretty face. you don’t see. you see only half of my face. what a pity, that’s all. but this time, not many of you are coughing.

no. it’s good. you okay? with the soup, okay? (yes.) (okay.) all the guys? okay? you guys are easy anyway. after you’re married, nothing is difficult anymore. and after marriage,

everything is good food. and even if your wife burned the food, and you will say she treats you like a buddha, gives you burnt offering, treats you like god. that is good to get married, so that you know what it’s like.

remember the joke? oh, i have some jokes! you want to hear jokes? last time we did only half. and i had to run. oh, man! no, i have to go, sorry. time passes so quickly. today i came out late, that’s why. because i had to go to the doctor, it took some time, and i came back late,

and i had to take a shower and it was a little difficult because there are some tests here that i cannot wet. so i had to cover it, everything, and by my one hand to cover this hand to tape it all. it was difficult for me to do that, but i didn’t want to call anybody. i was thinking, i tried

to sympathetically feel for the guys who don’t have two arms. because many people have only one arm, and with the prosthetics, they cannot use. and i’m lucky, i have two arms, so i should try. sometimes in the dark, because of my dogs, i don’t want to turn on the light,

so i walk with feeling, with the feet, like the blind people walk. by the way, i have a joke for you before i leave. i have two minutes. there was a woman who was waiting in the coffee shop for her date to appear,

internet date. and then suddenly, the man appeared next to her with a cane and with a dog, the seeing dog. and he asked, “are you waiting for kobe bryant?” something or whatever name that is. she said, “yes. how’d you know?”

and the man says, “i can feel it. i can feel your energy waiting for somebody. kobe bryant is me.” sorry, that’s the name of the basketball star. i don’t mean to offend him. his name just popped out of my mind. so she said, “okay, yeah. i’m waiting for him.”

he says, “i am that one. and are you liza minnelli, whatever, yes?” and she said, “yes, yes.” so he says, “we have a date today.” and she looked at him with a cane and with the seeing dog. she says, “you are blind?” and the man said, “yeah. what do you expect? it’s a blind date.”

i made it up. i made it up. last night, watching for some news, it’s always sad news, it’s terrible. so i tried to switch onto another channel to wash it out, all these terrible images from war and suffering. sometimes switch it on for some cartoons or something or music before i turn it off.

i don’t turn off at the suffering. i switch it on to something else so that my mind can rest, and then i turn it off after the news. so i saw some part of a very nice movie like a blind date. the girl is black and the man is white, and they also didn’t know

each other before, but it has a spark immediately. i think you know that, “new love, new luck (something new),” something like that. and it was in german, but maybe it was in english and translated into german. and the guy was perfect. he was an architect,

and she seemed to be very cold to him at the beginning. but later, somehow he managed to come to make the garden for her and fix the house for her, the new house. it’s a very bad garden, and he made it all perfect for her, and he even worked late

at night and all that. she said, “why are you doing this?” and he said, “because i’m working for a woman who is very, very busy and who deserves a party.” he is in love with her already. she is also,

but she keeps distance because she’s black. she wants to have a black guy. the family just pressures her for a black guy, don’t like white. because she had a bad relationship before. her husband just ran away when the house was in danger, left her standing alone there.

everybody ran away because something… the house falling down or something like that, and she was just standing there. and the husband also left, right at the altar, so she feels a little bit rejected. but this guy, oh my god! after, she was so touched by him, so okay, she has

a relationship with him. and he does everything that a perfect man would do. and he even paints her toenails and make a sofa for her when she sits, so she can relax with the fountain nearby,

next to it. he says, “because you come home from work, you’re very busy, you can sit here and read books and relax.” he thinks of everything, paints her toenails and everything. and i was thinking, “my god! such a blind date like this, everybody would want to have.”

i said, “this is only a movie. you can never find a man like this.” i never heard of one. are you one of those like that? yes? who, who? are your husbands ones like that? yours? (yes.) really? i didn’t see him do anything

like that. (he’s really attentive.) okay, probably yes. that guy is an architect as well, so handsome, so handsome, handsome. i thought, “my god, where can you find such a man like that? it must be just a movie.”

handsome, blonde, blue eyes, and very tall and just… not extremely handsome, but very easy on the eyes and really handsome, and so kind, so kind, so understanding. she was so moody and rejectful and all that,

but he is always very attentive to her and just ignores what her mood is, and always does things to make her happy until she really gives in. she was really happy with him. and, of course, happy ending, after a while. of course, but they don’t make so quickly like that.

they make trouble in-between. the director or the writer made trouble with them in-between and separate for a while, and she went back to date another black guy. because the family found her a black guy. also a very handsome black guy and very well-to-do and have a job and everything. compared to the white guy,

there’s not much difference, except the color. and the friend of the white guy also found the ex-girlfriend, come back together again. and they bump into each other, black pair and white pair, and then she realized she missed him. and then she tried to get him back.

after a while, of course, after a lot of hardship. you know how movies are. they don’t make it easy for any couple. they have to fight first, they have to separate, their hearts break, and then come back. you all know, right? you don’t? you do? i shall miss you, but i have to go.

i hope i come back, okay? (yes.) i’m sorry. you still stay or you’re going? any of you go tomorrow? raise hand. you go? you… all the handsome, guys are going and the handsome girls going. ah, man. you leave me just like that? okay, never mind. i’ll go see my doctor.

i have somewhere to go. sorry, guys. i’ll try to come tomorrow if i can, okay? (okay.) but you’re gone anyway. if you go, have a good trip. oh, i forgot… quickly, quickly, quickly. when i tell jokes,

i don’t cough. see that? because it’s not karma. this is for you, then it’s different. oh, i try to run. man. i’m late a little bit, no problem. i can be late ten minutes. it’s good. and the one upstairs, bless it yourself, eat it yourself.

i’m going. i love you. (we love you, master. we love you very much.) love you very much. i’ll come back tomorrow, tell jokes again. (thank you. please.) love you! (love you, master. bye.)